▲ 1865 ▼ Used to consume not produce (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world 354 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Adm_Drummer@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago (2 children) Reading this felt like the computer version of whatever the SAW movies are. Torture porn? It's so repugnant but I want more. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jawsua@lemmy.one 28 points 2 years ago (1 child) I had someone take an email they received about a technical problem someone else was having. They then printed it out, highlighted the important part, then scanned it back in as a picture all offset and grainy, then used that picture in a web chat to request help for that third person without direct contact They were an IT Manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hopefully they were fired. Out of a cannon. Into the sun. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jawsua@lemmy.one 1 point 2 years ago It actually takes more delta-V to fire someone into the sun as it takes to fire them out of the solar system. We like efficiency. They'll meet up with Voyager II for a close flyby in about 156 years. They're the universe's problem now. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) The worst sentence is the last sentence, when you really think about what it implies. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Nah. While the text does successfully destroy the notion that "if it works it isn't stupid", I still see this as an improvement over so many people who are incapable of anything... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jawsua@lemmy.one 28 points 2 years ago (1 child) I had someone take an email they received about a technical problem someone else was having. They then printed it out, highlighted the important part, then scanned it back in as a picture all offset and grainy, then used that picture in a web chat to request help for that third person without direct contact They were an IT Manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hopefully they were fired. Out of a cannon. Into the sun. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jawsua@lemmy.one 1 point 2 years ago It actually takes more delta-V to fire someone into the sun as it takes to fire them out of the solar system. We like efficiency. They'll meet up with Voyager II for a close flyby in about 156 years. They're the universe's problem now. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hopefully they were fired. Out of a cannon. Into the sun. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jawsua@lemmy.one 1 point 2 years ago It actually takes more delta-V to fire someone into the sun as it takes to fire them out of the solar system. We like efficiency. They'll meet up with Voyager II for a close flyby in about 156 years. They're the universe's problem now. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jawsua@lemmy.one 1 point 2 years ago It actually takes more delta-V to fire someone into the sun as it takes to fire them out of the solar system. We like efficiency. They'll meet up with Voyager II for a close flyby in about 156 years. They're the universe's problem now. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) The worst sentence is the last sentence, when you really think about what it implies. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Nah. While the text does successfully destroy the notion that "if it works it isn't stupid", I still see this as an improvement over so many people who are incapable of anything... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Nah. While the text does successfully destroy the notion that "if it works it isn't stupid", I still see this as an improvement over so many people who are incapable of anything... permalink fedilink source parent
