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Master negotiator Donald Trump to end Ukraine war by simply giving Russia everything it wants (newsthump.com)
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Trump, who won reelection in November 2024 partly by claiming he could end the Ukraine war in one day, spent his first month in office posting cryptic messages on Truth Social about how the “deep state” was preventing him from implementing his genius plan. Now, with pressure mounting, he has finally delivered on his promise – by offering to surrender on Ukraine’s behalf.

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[–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

As part of the deal, Kyiv has been renamed “Trump City, Russia” in what Trump called a “tremendous concession on the part of Vladimir Putin and the people of Russia.”

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago*

    In addition, it has been reported that Trump ordered the construction of a tower in his name: "It's going to be the biggest tower in Ukraine Trump City, maybe ever. Nobody builds towers bigger than me!"

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