There’s a vanishingly small chance that the government wouldn’t fuck that up. Here is what would happen:

• bill gets signed
• no bid contract is assigned to a technology firm with a history of incompetence at everything other than lobbying for billions of dollars
• 3-letter agencies secretly inject back door stipulations into the system so that they can keep spying on everyone
• years late and at double the budget, it releases
• two months later, someone shows off the secret backdoor keys at DEFCON, along with instructions on how to dump the access database
• years of extortion material for spy agencies and organized crime around the world
• zero children protected: they learn an ancient technology called “torrenting”
• new calls for even more draconian control of information to save the children from sexy terrorists