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The USA is so cooked. Look at our Burgers in Blue get smoked by this Chinese SWAT Team. (www.reddit.com)
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[–] 29 points 2 years ago (18 children)

In their defense, I did not see any black people in the crowd.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (16 children)

    Should have painted the target black and the sniper would have 360 no scoped it. Also the dead weight dummy wasn't white, clearly the reason why the pigs struggled.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (15 children)

    To be fair even with the power of racism on his side, by the time he started setting up the Chinese sniper had already finished the job

    He ain't beating that even if he was the most racist man in the world

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (13 children)

    Uncle Ruckus would have nailed it I tell ya hwat.

    Edit: By the time he hit his target the Chinese team was done lol. Not just the sniper. He hits at 55 and they're out at 56

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    By the time he hit his target the Chinese team was done lol. Not just the sniper. He hits at 55 and they're out at 56

    I know right? I was just talking about how the Chinese sniper had already set up before the pig got up the stairs and took his shot before the pig even got his sniper rifle into position but the whole team finishing before the pig took his shot is just chefs-kiss xi-lib-tears

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    There's something comic about the way they cut to the top of the stairs after being on B-roll for a painfully long period and HES STILL NOT THERE YET. They hold the camera, surely he's up soon right? Nope

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    Not to mention the way only 2 of them carried the dummy while the other just sort of walked behind them lol

    That was like a fucking Tim and Eric bit

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Not to mention the way only 2 of them carried the dummy while the other just sort of walked behind them lol

    Going by visuals alone this boils down to virgin US documented practiced body rescue technique vs. chad chinese just have everybody jacked enough to pick them off the floor

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Jesus, I've got a shattered right knee and I'm not in the best of shape and if you asked me to do two flights of stairs I'm fairly sure I could beat that NYPD thumb-cop

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    To be fair he does have a big rifle on his back.

    To be even fairer his job is to run around with that rifle, so he should be able to do two flights of stairs faster than a toddler doing the scary ghost crawl from that Japanese horror movie

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    I used to do hard core milsim stuff and I can guarantee you even with my broke ass body I could set up and fire faster than that cop. I also wouldn't drop my mag like a fuckin amateur. That chinese dude though holy shit not beating that lol.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    To be even fairer his job is to run around with that rifle

    At the point where your police snipers have to do mad dashes up 4 flights of stairs into target shots you fucked up badly somewhere else. At the same time, they probably should be able to do it.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I mean when you're at the point you need a police sniper, something is already pretty badly fucked

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Agree, but I'm willing to take "Best SWAT Team Challenge" on it's own premise here to steelman it. It's just that even going by it, it doesn't make a lot of sense because this competition basically operates on videogame logic with no externalities or command

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    In their defense, I did not see any black people in the crowd.

    I did. About 1:12 into the video. Green vest, black "SPARTAN" baseball cap, and sunglasses.

    Of course, that person might be one of the US team's own people, brought over to cheer them on.

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