▲ 1238 ▼ Putting the die in diet (lemmy.dbzer0.com) submitted 2 years ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 259 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] psoul@lemmy.world 109 points 2 years ago (3 children) Replace the egg by a croissant, add a cigarette after each meal. Become condescending. Move to France. Blend in. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Valmond@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago So passé, it's ecig now. permalink fedilink source parent [–] probably2high@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Imagine that being your fuel for every day. Oh, and while you're at it, wrangle one or more small [animal-like] children all day, keep the entire house clean, and dinner better be ready when I get home--it's been a hard day at work. And stop being such a bitch, eh? The booze was less of a diet aid and more of an anti-psychotic, I assume. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) This diet was easy with a health dose of amphetamines. Wine took the edge off. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] probably2high@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) With a healthy enough dose, you can speedrun this by cutting the eggs, coffee, wine, and steak. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ze_Rosie_Ro@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 years ago That’s what I’m talking about! permalink fedilink source parent [–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Replace the egg by a œuf. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago So passé, it's ecig now. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] probably2high@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Imagine that being your fuel for every day. Oh, and while you're at it, wrangle one or more small [animal-like] children all day, keep the entire house clean, and dinner better be ready when I get home--it's been a hard day at work. And stop being such a bitch, eh? The booze was less of a diet aid and more of an anti-psychotic, I assume. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) This diet was easy with a health dose of amphetamines. Wine took the edge off. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] probably2high@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) With a healthy enough dose, you can speedrun this by cutting the eggs, coffee, wine, and steak. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ze_Rosie_Ro@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 years ago That’s what I’m talking about! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) This diet was easy with a health dose of amphetamines. Wine took the edge off. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] probably2high@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) With a healthy enough dose, you can speedrun this by cutting the eggs, coffee, wine, and steak. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ze_Rosie_Ro@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 years ago That’s what I’m talking about! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] probably2high@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) With a healthy enough dose, you can speedrun this by cutting the eggs, coffee, wine, and steak. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ze_Rosie_Ro@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 years ago That’s what I’m talking about! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ze_Rosie_Ro@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 years ago That’s what I’m talking about! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Replace the egg by a œuf. permalink fedilink source parent
