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Anon experiences German humor (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 43 points 2 years ago (7 children)

One that works in English:

A superconductor came to a bar and ordered a beer. The barman said - I'm not giving you a beer! Get the fuck out of my bar! The superconductor left without any resistance.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: "We don't serve your kind here. get out". The argon atom doesn't react.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    A neutron walks into a bar and asks: "How much for a beer?" The barman says: "For you, no charge".

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn't translate! "A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests." In German, "geladen" means both "invited" and "charged".

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.

    "Oh, nothing, I'm just passing through."

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