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Anon experiences German humor (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.

"Oh, nothing, I'm just passing through."

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago

Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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[–] shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

An ion walks into a bar.

"Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

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