▲ 52 ▼ Conservatives Are Running Out of Things to Eat (newrepublic.com) submitted 3 years ago by WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world to c/politics@beehaw.org 38 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] KahunaDaKine@startrek.website 6 points 3 years ago (4 children) I can see the ads on Fox or OANN now. "MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela's now!" At least I'm assuming they haven't canceled Cabela's like Bass Pro yet. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] rs5th@lemmy.scottlabs.io 4 points 3 years ago Cabela’s was acquired by Bass Pro in 2017 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent [–] Satiric_Weasel@beehaw.org 3 points 3 years ago I hope they do. Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health. They'd starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling. permalink fedilink source parent [–] crwcomposer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago They basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that's essentially how it's advertised. permalink fedilink source parent [–] darkmugglet@lemm.ee 2 points 3 years ago (2 children) Well, corn flakes was invented by anti masturbation crusader. Kellog thought that flavorful food causes young boys to rub one out. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 2 points 3 years ago I mean, he's not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard. permalink fedilink source parent [–] curiosityLynx@beehaw.org 1 point 3 years ago Not just anti masturbation, iirc, but anti sex as well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rs5th@lemmy.scottlabs.io 4 points 3 years ago Cabela’s was acquired by Bass Pro in 2017 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Satiric_Weasel@beehaw.org 3 points 3 years ago I hope they do. Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health. They'd starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] crwcomposer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago They basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that's essentially how it's advertised. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] darkmugglet@lemm.ee 2 points 3 years ago (2 children) Well, corn flakes was invented by anti masturbation crusader. Kellog thought that flavorful food causes young boys to rub one out. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 2 points 3 years ago I mean, he's not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard. permalink fedilink source parent [–] curiosityLynx@beehaw.org 1 point 3 years ago Not just anti masturbation, iirc, but anti sex as well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 2 points 3 years ago I mean, he's not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] curiosityLynx@beehaw.org 1 point 3 years ago Not just anti masturbation, iirc, but anti sex as well. permalink fedilink source parent