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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I can see the ads on Fox or OANN now.

"MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela's now!"

At least I'm assuming they haven't canceled Cabela's like Bass Pro yet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Cabela’s was acquired by Bass Pro in 2017 🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I hope they do.

Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health.

They'd starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

They basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that's essentially how it's advertised.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well, corn flakes was invented by anti masturbation crusader. Kellog thought that flavorful food causes young boys to rub one out.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I mean, he's not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Not just anti masturbation, iirc, but anti sex as well.