▲ 464 ▼ [iFixit] Worst in Show 2025: Not All Innovation Is Good Innovation | The Most Overengineered, Unrepairable, and Unsustainable Tech Disasters at CES (www.ifixit.com) submitted 2 years ago by otter@lemmy.ca to c/technology@lemmy.world 56 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] mPony@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago (10 children) What no AI-enabled bidet? permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Actually, I can get behind that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 years ago I see what you did there 🍑🚽 permalink fedilink source parent [–] JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago (6 children) Honestly AI bidet weighing your shit and analyzing the consistency to indicate possible health problems would not be a horrible use for it. A shit ton of bodily functions rely on gut flora. Much more than previously thought. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] bluewing@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) And resulting health data sold for mere pennies. So health targeted ads can be flooded to your personal device. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Flooded. Bidet. I smell what you did there permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Data leaks are about to get even more personal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago* You wouldn't download a car stranger's fecal records. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* Except the "AI" part would be using a linear static formula to adjust the brightness of the RGB LEDs based on ambient light which only works when connected to the wifi and you must install a dodgy likely spyware app that requires a $49/yr subscription to keep it working. The buttons would probably be a touchscreen though. Which is annoying because now you are running an ugly 2m USB C cable to the nearest outlet you needed to buy a 40w usb-pd charger for they didn't mention you would need to buy on the box - you know, because we all just have the myriad USB charging technologies already in our homes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hansolo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago shit ton I see what you did there. permalink fedilink source parent [+] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone -6 points 2 years ago [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Actually, I can get behind that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 years ago I see what you did there 🍑🚽 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 years ago I see what you did there 🍑🚽 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago (6 children) Honestly AI bidet weighing your shit and analyzing the consistency to indicate possible health problems would not be a horrible use for it. A shit ton of bodily functions rely on gut flora. Much more than previously thought. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] bluewing@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) And resulting health data sold for mere pennies. So health targeted ads can be flooded to your personal device. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Flooded. Bidet. I smell what you did there permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Data leaks are about to get even more personal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago* You wouldn't download a car stranger's fecal records. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* Except the "AI" part would be using a linear static formula to adjust the brightness of the RGB LEDs based on ambient light which only works when connected to the wifi and you must install a dodgy likely spyware app that requires a $49/yr subscription to keep it working. The buttons would probably be a touchscreen though. Which is annoying because now you are running an ugly 2m USB C cable to the nearest outlet you needed to buy a 40w usb-pd charger for they didn't mention you would need to buy on the box - you know, because we all just have the myriad USB charging technologies already in our homes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hansolo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago shit ton I see what you did there. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) And resulting health data sold for mere pennies. So health targeted ads can be flooded to your personal device. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Flooded. Bidet. I smell what you did there permalink fedilink source parent
[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Flooded. Bidet. I smell what you did there permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Data leaks are about to get even more personal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago* You wouldn't download a car stranger's fecal records. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago* You wouldn't download a car stranger's fecal records. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* Except the "AI" part would be using a linear static formula to adjust the brightness of the RGB LEDs based on ambient light which only works when connected to the wifi and you must install a dodgy likely spyware app that requires a $49/yr subscription to keep it working. The buttons would probably be a touchscreen though. Which is annoying because now you are running an ugly 2m USB C cable to the nearest outlet you needed to buy a 40w usb-pd charger for they didn't mention you would need to buy on the box - you know, because we all just have the myriad USB charging technologies already in our homes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago shit ton I see what you did there. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone -6 points 2 years ago [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent