▲ 662 ▼ Anon is devilish (sh.itjust.works) submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works 31 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 96 points 2 years ago (1 child) Then you started adding two nuggets, right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] toynbee@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) That sounds like something a velociraptor would say. Sus. As an aside, my Gboard absolutely 100% did not want me to type "velociraptor." Is Google promoting revisionist prehistory? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thank you for noticing, velociraptors were my favourite dinosaurs from kid's encyclopedia and I couldn't remember how they're called. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Happy to be of service! permalink fedilink source parent [–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) A velociraptor would never eat or promote eating chicken, that would be like promoting, idk, eating your own cousin (the one you don't see since that last Thanksgiving, some years ago, when your uncle (their father) started talking about how dinosaurs don't exist because earth is 2000 years old, got kicked from your house and decided to cut ties). Edit: don't use gboard, use thumb-key. Best keyboard ever (once you learn it) and easy to use single handed with even less than 5 fingers Please disregard that last part of the sentence, I'm not suggesting anything like having less than the usual 5 fingers a human hand has. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago I know (or at least have heard from Jurassic Park) that velociraptors were smart, but I'm not sure they'd understand evolutionary theory. Though perhaps this post disproves my theory ... I'll look into your recommended keyboard, having the standard number of human fingers, thank you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) That sounds like something a velociraptor would say. Sus. As an aside, my Gboard absolutely 100% did not want me to type "velociraptor." Is Google promoting revisionist prehistory? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thank you for noticing, velociraptors were my favourite dinosaurs from kid's encyclopedia and I couldn't remember how they're called. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Happy to be of service! permalink fedilink source parent [–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) A velociraptor would never eat or promote eating chicken, that would be like promoting, idk, eating your own cousin (the one you don't see since that last Thanksgiving, some years ago, when your uncle (their father) started talking about how dinosaurs don't exist because earth is 2000 years old, got kicked from your house and decided to cut ties). Edit: don't use gboard, use thumb-key. Best keyboard ever (once you learn it) and easy to use single handed with even less than 5 fingers Please disregard that last part of the sentence, I'm not suggesting anything like having less than the usual 5 fingers a human hand has. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago I know (or at least have heard from Jurassic Park) that velociraptors were smart, but I'm not sure they'd understand evolutionary theory. Though perhaps this post disproves my theory ... I'll look into your recommended keyboard, having the standard number of human fingers, thank you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thank you for noticing, velociraptors were my favourite dinosaurs from kid's encyclopedia and I couldn't remember how they're called. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Happy to be of service! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Happy to be of service! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) A velociraptor would never eat or promote eating chicken, that would be like promoting, idk, eating your own cousin (the one you don't see since that last Thanksgiving, some years ago, when your uncle (their father) started talking about how dinosaurs don't exist because earth is 2000 years old, got kicked from your house and decided to cut ties). Edit: don't use gboard, use thumb-key. Best keyboard ever (once you learn it) and easy to use single handed with even less than 5 fingers Please disregard that last part of the sentence, I'm not suggesting anything like having less than the usual 5 fingers a human hand has. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago I know (or at least have heard from Jurassic Park) that velociraptors were smart, but I'm not sure they'd understand evolutionary theory. Though perhaps this post disproves my theory ... I'll look into your recommended keyboard, having the standard number of human fingers, thank you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago I know (or at least have heard from Jurassic Park) that velociraptors were smart, but I'm not sure they'd understand evolutionary theory. Though perhaps this post disproves my theory ... I'll look into your recommended keyboard, having the standard number of human fingers, thank you. permalink fedilink source parent