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[–] 52 points 2 years ago (22 children)

Every public bathroom I've used has pee all over the toilet seat. I don't understand why guys don't either use the urinal or sit on the toilet, why piss on the seat?

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    It isn't necessarily intentional.

    A lot of dudes have no idea how to actually aim their junk. Other times, you might get an unexpected spray. They might be in a hurry and just not aim beyond facing the toilet. And you've got splashes from usually forceful urination. There's probably people that do it intentionally.

    The real question is why the fuck they don't clean up after themselves.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    It’s not always pee. One of the public restrooms I’ve had the displeasure of using repeatedly (it’s on campus in a building I frequent) has toilets and urinals with extremely high pressure flush action. Every time you flush the pressure is so violent that they spray water all over the place, including on the seat and all over the floor. They’ve been like that for years and never fixed.

    What’s especially rich is that there’s sign above the urinals which says “your aim is appreciated” which makes me laugh every time. I’m so careful using the urinal not to spill even a single drop on the floor, then I flush the damn thing and it makes a huge mess!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    I always wondered why too; maybe they think it’s “gay”? Or possibly playing Fireman Sam or something?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I'm going to regret asking this, but what is Fireman Sam?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    A kids TV show about a fire fighter from the UK.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    The first step is to acquire a penis.

    Then, imagine you're standing in your garage, watering your driveway....

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Or at the very least lift the seat.

    Guessing they also don't close the lid so they get to spray themselves with whatever's in the bowl when they flush. And then don't wash their hands before leaving.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The amount of public toilets with lids is not 0, but it's approaching that limit in the percentages... It's one of the reasons I don't leave home without my 10-foot pole.

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