▲ 248 ▼ Is it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart? (lemmy.world) submitted 3 years ago by AncillaryJustice@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world 84 comments fedilink hide all child comments If not, then what about rarely instead of never?
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Things I learn on Lemmy, for real. “It’s like Febreeze but for your insides.” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Have they used "It's a breathmint for your butthole" yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) That would be genius marketing right there. I already ordered some online. Can’t wait to smell my own farts. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (2 children) The only reason I haven't bought some is because I'm poor. Hey devrom guys I just got you a sale. Send me some. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Lmao, I know what you mean, it was like $20 for what I assume is a monthly supply but I didn’t even look. I’m definitely never buying this again but damn, I had to try it once! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Ok, the stuff works! It’s chewable tablets, banana flavored. You’re supposed to take several throughout the day, starting with 2. So, naturally, I threw 6 down my gullet to begin with. You know, for science. Next morning, I took a vile shit. Just, crime-against-humanity levels of vileness. It didn’t smell at all. Just… nothing. Farts? No smell. Whatsoever. I’m in awe. There is no way I would use this product for daily life (too expensive, too much hassle), but for specific situations (spending time in close quarters with friends or brand new significant other before you broke the poop/fart seal). permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) I just want to find a way to get my insurance to pay for it. I'm missing some body parts in my GI tract so I have several crime-against-humanity plops a day. My neighbors would probably be grateful for it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Sucks that they won't cover it. Insurance companies are a scourge on this earth. If you do decide to try it, devrom's own website is the cheapest at like $13 a bottle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I'm legit thinking of just getting some pure bismuth whatever it is and compounding some myself cheaper, but meh. I'm really lazy sometimes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Have they used "It's a breathmint for your butthole" yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) That would be genius marketing right there. I already ordered some online. Can’t wait to smell my own farts. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (2 children) The only reason I haven't bought some is because I'm poor. Hey devrom guys I just got you a sale. Send me some. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Lmao, I know what you mean, it was like $20 for what I assume is a monthly supply but I didn’t even look. I’m definitely never buying this again but damn, I had to try it once! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Ok, the stuff works! It’s chewable tablets, banana flavored. You’re supposed to take several throughout the day, starting with 2. So, naturally, I threw 6 down my gullet to begin with. You know, for science. Next morning, I took a vile shit. Just, crime-against-humanity levels of vileness. It didn’t smell at all. Just… nothing. Farts? No smell. Whatsoever. I’m in awe. There is no way I would use this product for daily life (too expensive, too much hassle), but for specific situations (spending time in close quarters with friends or brand new significant other before you broke the poop/fart seal). permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) I just want to find a way to get my insurance to pay for it. I'm missing some body parts in my GI tract so I have several crime-against-humanity plops a day. My neighbors would probably be grateful for it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Sucks that they won't cover it. Insurance companies are a scourge on this earth. If you do decide to try it, devrom's own website is the cheapest at like $13 a bottle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I'm legit thinking of just getting some pure bismuth whatever it is and compounding some myself cheaper, but meh. I'm really lazy sometimes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) That would be genius marketing right there. I already ordered some online. Can’t wait to smell my own farts. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (2 children) The only reason I haven't bought some is because I'm poor. Hey devrom guys I just got you a sale. Send me some. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Lmao, I know what you mean, it was like $20 for what I assume is a monthly supply but I didn’t even look. I’m definitely never buying this again but damn, I had to try it once! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Ok, the stuff works! It’s chewable tablets, banana flavored. You’re supposed to take several throughout the day, starting with 2. So, naturally, I threw 6 down my gullet to begin with. You know, for science. Next morning, I took a vile shit. Just, crime-against-humanity levels of vileness. It didn’t smell at all. Just… nothing. Farts? No smell. Whatsoever. I’m in awe. There is no way I would use this product for daily life (too expensive, too much hassle), but for specific situations (spending time in close quarters with friends or brand new significant other before you broke the poop/fart seal). permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) I just want to find a way to get my insurance to pay for it. I'm missing some body parts in my GI tract so I have several crime-against-humanity plops a day. My neighbors would probably be grateful for it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Sucks that they won't cover it. Insurance companies are a scourge on this earth. If you do decide to try it, devrom's own website is the cheapest at like $13 a bottle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I'm legit thinking of just getting some pure bismuth whatever it is and compounding some myself cheaper, but meh. I'm really lazy sometimes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (2 children) The only reason I haven't bought some is because I'm poor. Hey devrom guys I just got you a sale. Send me some. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Lmao, I know what you mean, it was like $20 for what I assume is a monthly supply but I didn’t even look. I’m definitely never buying this again but damn, I had to try it once! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Ok, the stuff works! It’s chewable tablets, banana flavored. You’re supposed to take several throughout the day, starting with 2. So, naturally, I threw 6 down my gullet to begin with. You know, for science. Next morning, I took a vile shit. Just, crime-against-humanity levels of vileness. It didn’t smell at all. Just… nothing. Farts? No smell. Whatsoever. I’m in awe. There is no way I would use this product for daily life (too expensive, too much hassle), but for specific situations (spending time in close quarters with friends or brand new significant other before you broke the poop/fart seal). permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) I just want to find a way to get my insurance to pay for it. I'm missing some body parts in my GI tract so I have several crime-against-humanity plops a day. My neighbors would probably be grateful for it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Sucks that they won't cover it. Insurance companies are a scourge on this earth. If you do decide to try it, devrom's own website is the cheapest at like $13 a bottle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I'm legit thinking of just getting some pure bismuth whatever it is and compounding some myself cheaper, but meh. I'm really lazy sometimes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Lmao, I know what you mean, it was like $20 for what I assume is a monthly supply but I didn’t even look. I’m definitely never buying this again but damn, I had to try it once! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Ok, the stuff works! It’s chewable tablets, banana flavored. You’re supposed to take several throughout the day, starting with 2. So, naturally, I threw 6 down my gullet to begin with. You know, for science. Next morning, I took a vile shit. Just, crime-against-humanity levels of vileness. It didn’t smell at all. Just… nothing. Farts? No smell. Whatsoever. I’m in awe. There is no way I would use this product for daily life (too expensive, too much hassle), but for specific situations (spending time in close quarters with friends or brand new significant other before you broke the poop/fart seal). permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) I just want to find a way to get my insurance to pay for it. I'm missing some body parts in my GI tract so I have several crime-against-humanity plops a day. My neighbors would probably be grateful for it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Sucks that they won't cover it. Insurance companies are a scourge on this earth. If you do decide to try it, devrom's own website is the cheapest at like $13 a bottle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I'm legit thinking of just getting some pure bismuth whatever it is and compounding some myself cheaper, but meh. I'm really lazy sometimes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) I just want to find a way to get my insurance to pay for it. I'm missing some body parts in my GI tract so I have several crime-against-humanity plops a day. My neighbors would probably be grateful for it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Sucks that they won't cover it. Insurance companies are a scourge on this earth. If you do decide to try it, devrom's own website is the cheapest at like $13 a bottle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I'm legit thinking of just getting some pure bismuth whatever it is and compounding some myself cheaper, but meh. I'm really lazy sometimes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Sucks that they won't cover it. Insurance companies are a scourge on this earth. If you do decide to try it, devrom's own website is the cheapest at like $13 a bottle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I'm legit thinking of just getting some pure bismuth whatever it is and compounding some myself cheaper, but meh. I'm really lazy sometimes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I'm legit thinking of just getting some pure bismuth whatever it is and compounding some myself cheaper, but meh. I'm really lazy sometimes. permalink fedilink source parent