"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'M BURNING!!!!!!!!!!"
quote from now deceased CEO
https://xcancel.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1864310979258937685
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2024
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a portrait of elegance emerges from the CNN article:
hope he died in complete terror. only wish I could have been there to piss in his face.
BREAKING: ARTIST RENDITION OF SUSPECTED SHOOTER
🎤I WANT TO RIDE MYYYYY-🎶
Shooter was wearing a mask and had buns of steel.
20 feet away? Damn, finally an adventurist who spent time at the range.
I feel like targeting billionaires and CEOs isn't adventurism, shit's popular.
Think of all the life-saving procedures that have been denied that could have been paid for with the catering budget for this investor conference.
Perfect. Only would've been better if it had been at the podium in front of the investors but I'll take it
Someone invite the shooter to do an AMA on /c/fuckcars
Godspeed hope they get away with it
unless somebody betrays somebody, I bet they do. cops are a fucking joke against even the most obvious idiots. somebody clever with a simple plan and a normal amount of luck is basically Moriarty.
getting on a bike and powering off asap while wearing fairly unidentifiable clothing is gonna make it borderline impossible i think. i doubt itll be just cops working on this though, billionaires will hire a lot of goons to figure this one out
I really hope it wasn't a business thing or a mugging
I hope it was a normal disgruntled person and I hope the fucker was made to beg