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Nearly 80,000 pounds of Costco butter recalled for missing 'Contains Milk statement': FDA (www.usatoday.com)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A type 1 phaser set to the lowest stun setting will melt butter patties if you just flash it on and off quickly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Oh! Lowest setting! That explains what happened...