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[–] 97 points 2 years ago (20 children)

Coffee, tea, and everything you're wearing right now.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    Oh no, but I need to buy a new buttplug every day!

    Wait, I'm not American, nvm.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Most buttplugs can be washed. Just a money-saving tip for you there.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Nah, it's not about single-use, it's about the collection. You can't take some og the rare ones out of their original packaging or they lose value!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    everything you're wearing right now

    Much of that is cotton. I believe that in the "good" ol' days the US grew that themselves. Start that industry up again, and you don't need mass deportations across the border.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You could even run the farms the same way as in the olden days, if you criminalize and incarcarate enough black people.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Well boy howdy, it turns out we already been done doin that there part about criminalizing and incarcerating them black people just out of sheer racism. You're telling me that there could've been a profit motive to it this whole time too?

    jk, private contracted prisons were already profiting deeply off of that.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I wanted some foreign goods to get more expensive. To end slavery, not to escalate a trade war!

    I should have checked my vicinity for any stray monkey's paws when I made that wish.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    “Fair Trade” is what you’re looking for. I don’t know how legit all instances are or whether they make a real difference, but its an attempt

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This may sound pedantic, but you're looking for Fairtrade (one word) for the organization with the strictest vetting standards. Fair Trade (two words) isn't regulated and just means they follow some sort of ethical code. It's not necessarily bad, but it warrants more product specific research.

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