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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Believe it or not, riding a horse while drunk is also an offense in many places.

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Except you can't drink and ride a bike in many areas. I doubt most cops would enforce it though.

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[+] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

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[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I was drunk and high out of my gourd one night biking home along Bloor Street and got a ticket for speeding lol. This was maybe 2004. I have thankfully matured since then.

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Wow, it's honestly my dream to get a speeding ticket on my bike. I saw my opportunity one day where there was a school zone and a cop, so I pedaled as fast as I could, but still didn't get pulled over. I even bombed down a hill doing almost double the speed limit, and still no ticket.

I'll get it one of these days.

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[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you do promise to be as incredulous as I was when he gave me the ticket. Like man don't you have better shit to be doing? Let's ignore the fact he thankfully didn't see me kicking rear view mirrors a couple of blocks previous because they were parked in the bike lane.

Jesus Christ I was an ornary youth lol