▲ 737 ▼ Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works) submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works 189 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was drunk and high out of my gourd one night biking home along Bloor Street and got a ticket for speeding lol. This was maybe 2004. I have thankfully matured since then. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wow, it's honestly my dream to get a speeding ticket on my bike. I saw my opportunity one day where there was a school zone and a cop, so I pedaled as fast as I could, but still didn't get pulled over. I even bombed down a hill doing almost double the speed limit, and still no ticket. I'll get it one of these days. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) If you do promise to be as incredulous as I was when he gave me the ticket. Like man don't you have better shit to be doing? Let's ignore the fact he thankfully didn't see me kicking rear view mirrors a couple of blocks previous because they were parked in the bike lane. Jesus Christ I was an ornary youth lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Oh, I absolutely would be. But you can bet I'm framing that ticket the moment I get home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago good luck, I believe in you. But be careful and wear a helmet for your attempts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was drunk and high out of my gourd one night biking home along Bloor Street and got a ticket for speeding lol. This was maybe 2004. I have thankfully matured since then. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wow, it's honestly my dream to get a speeding ticket on my bike. I saw my opportunity one day where there was a school zone and a cop, so I pedaled as fast as I could, but still didn't get pulled over. I even bombed down a hill doing almost double the speed limit, and still no ticket. I'll get it one of these days. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) If you do promise to be as incredulous as I was when he gave me the ticket. Like man don't you have better shit to be doing? Let's ignore the fact he thankfully didn't see me kicking rear view mirrors a couple of blocks previous because they were parked in the bike lane. Jesus Christ I was an ornary youth lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Oh, I absolutely would be. But you can bet I'm framing that ticket the moment I get home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago good luck, I believe in you. But be careful and wear a helmet for your attempts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wow, it's honestly my dream to get a speeding ticket on my bike. I saw my opportunity one day where there was a school zone and a cop, so I pedaled as fast as I could, but still didn't get pulled over. I even bombed down a hill doing almost double the speed limit, and still no ticket. I'll get it one of these days. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) If you do promise to be as incredulous as I was when he gave me the ticket. Like man don't you have better shit to be doing? Let's ignore the fact he thankfully didn't see me kicking rear view mirrors a couple of blocks previous because they were parked in the bike lane. Jesus Christ I was an ornary youth lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Oh, I absolutely would be. But you can bet I'm framing that ticket the moment I get home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago good luck, I believe in you. But be careful and wear a helmet for your attempts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) If you do promise to be as incredulous as I was when he gave me the ticket. Like man don't you have better shit to be doing? Let's ignore the fact he thankfully didn't see me kicking rear view mirrors a couple of blocks previous because they were parked in the bike lane. Jesus Christ I was an ornary youth lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Oh, I absolutely would be. But you can bet I'm framing that ticket the moment I get home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago good luck, I believe in you. But be careful and wear a helmet for your attempts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Oh, I absolutely would be. But you can bet I'm framing that ticket the moment I get home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago good luck, I believe in you. But be careful and wear a helmet for your attempts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago good luck, I believe in you. But be careful and wear a helmet for your attempts permalink fedilink source parent
