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[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

a bike which is fueled by snacks and doesn't even shit!

Well the actual motor that powers the bicycle does shit, though.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but I was gonna anyway.

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The increase in fuel you need for the physical exertion of riding a bike increase your waste output tho.

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago

But there's also the byproduct of making you swole and potentially making exercise your new hobby, which then further increases your energy consumption and waste output...

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it gets you in shape: Triple bonus!

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

You even get a wide variety of fuel options for your bicycle. I rode one to work every day for a few years, and my fuel of choice was oatmeal, which is healthy, cheap, and delicious (esp. w/ berries and honey).

Unfortunately, I changed jobs and cycling is no longer practical, but riding a horse is even less practical (can't really tie them to the parking garage in the city...). Maybe I'll get an e-bike and get back in the saddle.