> carrying around my crossbow. Has a rapid reload rate of 1 bolt per 10 minutes

> in a field made up of ~90% cow shit

> shoot my shot at the english sporting peasant during this season's duke's entertainment battle

> miss.jpg

> that's okay, let me get out my crank dohickey for 60 revolutions to reload

> english sporting peasant has long bow

> he just notches an arrow and pulls back

> I receive an arrow to the breathing humor

> mfw my tactical crossbow was insufficient