EVERY drink is water!

• Soda is less water and some sugar mixture
• Juice is less water and some squished fruit
• Beer is less water and some cooked hops
• Tea is less water and some leaf infusion
• Coffee is less water and some roasted bean-juice
• A martini is even less water with some alcohol and old squished fruit

So DON'T TELL ME WATER ISN'T ALLOWED! Damn, this is making me irrationally angry. Maybe I need some water...