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[–] 47 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It's actually really sad that Gilgamesh died before podcasting. He would've had the best stories lenin-dont-laugh

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I really feel like we missed out on his segment where, once every episode, he and Enkidu riff on a rapid-fire series of Ur-Mama jokes.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Ur-Mama so fat that they had to widen the gates of Uruk to let him pass

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Reported for misgendering the former king of Lagash.

    Or not. Ur-Mama was so incompetent that his rule eventually led to Sargon of Akkad's shitty YouTube channel.

    Furthermore, Ur-Mama's public health policies were so lax that a dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing, I'll open this one."

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