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[–] 100 points 2 years ago (9 children)

I don't know about anyone else, but I started doing it because I want to destroy Western culture.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Funnily enough, due to Western culture marriage has become a business so 'partner' is more accurate.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Online dating is essentially a startup pitch. You spend weeks reviewing 'applications,' then finally meet for an in-person 'investor meeting' to discuss potential 'synergies.' If things go well, you can initiate a merger, but if the market shifts—aka they’re not into your favorite TV shows—you’ll quietly dissolve the partnership and move on to the next opportunity.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Have you tried holding hands and kissing? I hear that causes hurricanes.

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