▲ 388 ▼ Russian Oligarch Found Dead in Moscow after Falling Out of Window (www.newsweek.com) submitted 2 years ago by PortoPeople@lemm.ee to c/world@lemmy.world 52 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 97 points 2 years ago (1 child) You gotta be kidding me. But hey, stick with the classics. If it ain't broke... permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 76 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) The classics are the point. These aren't meant to be secretive killings, the signature is the message. They would use a different method if they wanted to obscure responsibility, dispose of the body, or do any number of things differently. Because they didn't, means it was a public signing statement. Whether it was intended for one recipient, or many, who's to say. Either way, you can be sure the intended party, or parties, received it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I'm gonna start pushing people out of windows and then blame the Russian government permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Do you often find yourself in tall buildings and alone with oligarchs or siloviki? If so, sure why not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago So not the coworker who heats fish in the break room microwave? They're not rich nor Russian ... at least I don't think so. I better be safe and just do it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) These aren't meant to be secretive killings, the signature is the message Sure, but would it kill them to spice things up every once in a while? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) It's unfortunate that this method was initially used because it was an intentionally ambiguous method of assassination, whereas now it's a signature assassination, with only a sprinkling of ambiguity for their local media. Just think, if they had started with tragic hot air balloon accident, death by misadventure with a jet ski, or pet bear mauling? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago This is what happens when everyone follows the same Hitman walkthrough. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Or volcano-shark-rocket accident? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 76 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) The classics are the point. These aren't meant to be secretive killings, the signature is the message. They would use a different method if they wanted to obscure responsibility, dispose of the body, or do any number of things differently. Because they didn't, means it was a public signing statement. Whether it was intended for one recipient, or many, who's to say. Either way, you can be sure the intended party, or parties, received it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I'm gonna start pushing people out of windows and then blame the Russian government permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Do you often find yourself in tall buildings and alone with oligarchs or siloviki? If so, sure why not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago So not the coworker who heats fish in the break room microwave? They're not rich nor Russian ... at least I don't think so. I better be safe and just do it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) These aren't meant to be secretive killings, the signature is the message Sure, but would it kill them to spice things up every once in a while? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) It's unfortunate that this method was initially used because it was an intentionally ambiguous method of assassination, whereas now it's a signature assassination, with only a sprinkling of ambiguity for their local media. Just think, if they had started with tragic hot air balloon accident, death by misadventure with a jet ski, or pet bear mauling? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago This is what happens when everyone follows the same Hitman walkthrough. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Or volcano-shark-rocket accident? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I'm gonna start pushing people out of windows and then blame the Russian government permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Do you often find yourself in tall buildings and alone with oligarchs or siloviki? If so, sure why not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago So not the coworker who heats fish in the break room microwave? They're not rich nor Russian ... at least I don't think so. I better be safe and just do it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Do you often find yourself in tall buildings and alone with oligarchs or siloviki? If so, sure why not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago So not the coworker who heats fish in the break room microwave? They're not rich nor Russian ... at least I don't think so. I better be safe and just do it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago So not the coworker who heats fish in the break room microwave? They're not rich nor Russian ... at least I don't think so. I better be safe and just do it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) These aren't meant to be secretive killings, the signature is the message Sure, but would it kill them to spice things up every once in a while? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) It's unfortunate that this method was initially used because it was an intentionally ambiguous method of assassination, whereas now it's a signature assassination, with only a sprinkling of ambiguity for their local media. Just think, if they had started with tragic hot air balloon accident, death by misadventure with a jet ski, or pet bear mauling? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago This is what happens when everyone follows the same Hitman walkthrough. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Or volcano-shark-rocket accident? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) It's unfortunate that this method was initially used because it was an intentionally ambiguous method of assassination, whereas now it's a signature assassination, with only a sprinkling of ambiguity for their local media. Just think, if they had started with tragic hot air balloon accident, death by misadventure with a jet ski, or pet bear mauling? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago This is what happens when everyone follows the same Hitman walkthrough. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Or volcano-shark-rocket accident? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago This is what happens when everyone follows the same Hitman walkthrough. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Or volcano-shark-rocket accident? permalink fedilink source parent