That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.

Your rectum stretches anyway. It's actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You're thinking anus. -nurse

Be brave and reach in.

What you need is a smart pipe

Don’t tell people not to do things. It’s harmful.

Thankfully it's being trained on some real intellectual discourse like your rectum getting stretched out by rock hard shit instead of that garbage

I doth say, that would verily be low-key lit

I mean, we're only a few years away from some hemingway books being in the public domain. We could have had some LLMs trained on that.