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McDonald's is the place to rock

It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat

It is a good place to listen to the music

People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve Big Macs

They serve Quarter-Pounders

They will put pounds on you

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

McDonald's hamburgers are the worst

They are worse than Burger King

A Big Mac has twenty-six grams of fat

A Quarter-Pounder has twenty-eight grams of fat

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock on London

Rock on Chicago

Wheaties, breakfast of champions

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Donald Trump is a candidate for President.

He is in the Republican Party.

He is running again after he lost in 2020.

If he wins, this will be his second term.

DONALD TRUMP

Trump has a crazy fan base.

They are ridiculously dedicated to him.

The Democrats don't like him.

They don't want him to win.

DONALD TRUMP

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Donald Trump has a big tower.

It is over in New York.

He starred in a reality show.

He said "you're fired".

DONALD TRUMP

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago. Feastables, Feast Like a Beast.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

God i wish he was alive today, holy shit this is gold

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