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[-] [email protected] 59 points 8 months ago

If good art of adult women wearing clothing that would be perfectly acceptable in most casual settings is horny posting and is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. I've seen more scandalous poses and outfits in PG-rated movies.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago

As Hexbear's resident appointed joyless scold:

[-] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

As Hexbear's resident appointed joyless scold:

this phrasing implies there is only one appointed joyless scold. we have tons

[-] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

We have many appointed scolds and many joyless scolds. But only UlyssesT embodies both qualities

[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Yeah. I had to go through a vetting process to be appointed officially joyless. It involved someone calling me that when I criticized the Gambo treats.

Like I said, meticulous vetting process.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Did any of them show up to this thread and put down a no-fun-allowed sign yet?

I don't think they're as numerous as you're saying.

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Well, now that you're here, fire some shots!

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

As usual it's a sci-fi movie with no sense of scale. A million soldiers is enough to conquer maybe a small country on Earth. In the Star Wars universe, assuming their galaxy is about the size of the Milky Way and they have the same approximate rate of planet formation, that's enough clones for a single security guard to cover roughly about 100,000 planets.

Update, I made a mistake, I described Star Wars as sci-fi, that was an error. It's just fantasy with space paint slathered over it. I stand by my other points.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

So true. But maybe they've got lots of proxies and vassals? Someone's got to be the Israel of Star Wars.

Also I guess the implication is that the supply is near infinite, on a larger timeframe. I don't know, star wars doesn't make any fucking sense.

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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bunny-cop sigh Open the quart containers.

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volcel-judge whistle that's a sweet toy.

bunny-cop Yes... yes it is. All right, move along. Or roll along.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

volcel police BTFO

I just cranked my hog in front of you and rode away to tell the tale

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Puns aren't a crime. bunny-cop

spoilerYet. bunny-cop

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

When puns are outlawed, only outlaws have puns.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Tom Myerrrrrrs

a comediiiaaaaaaan

relevant: https://youtu.be/mBpVHdWd8J4

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