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[–] 45 points 2 years ago (19 children)

As Hexbear's resident appointed joyless scold:

this phrasing implies there is only one appointed joyless scold. we have tons

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (16 children)

    Did any of them show up to this thread and put down a no-fun-allowed sign yet?

    I don't think they're as numerous as you're saying.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (15 children)

    I have arrived.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    Well, now that you're here, fire some shots!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (13 children)

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    As usual it's a sci-fi movie with no sense of scale. A million soldiers is enough to conquer maybe a small country on Earth. In the Star Wars universe, assuming their galaxy is about the size of the Milky Way and they have the same approximate rate of planet formation, that's enough clones for a single security guard to cover roughly about 100,000 planets.

    Update, I made a mistake, I described Star Wars as sci-fi, that was an error. It's just fantasy with space paint slathered over it. I stand by my other points.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    So true. But maybe they've got lots of proxies and vassals? Someone's got to be the Israel of Star Wars.

    Also I guess the implication is that the supply is near infinite, on a larger timeframe. I don't know, star wars doesn't make any fucking sense.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Star Wars fell into the "must explain everything" trap, mostly due to fan demand. Nothing is permitted to be left open to imagination anymore, as the RLM crew well knows.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Units of what, citizen? volcel-judge

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    quarts

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    bunny-cop sigh Open the quart containers.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    skeleton-motorcycle

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    volcel-judge whistle that's a sweet toy.

    bunny-cop Yes... yes it is. All right, move along. Or roll along.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    volcel police BTFO

    I just cranked my hog in front of you and rode away to tell the tale

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