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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Did any of them show up to this thread and put down a no-fun-allowed sign yet?

I don't think they're as numerous as you're saying.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Well, now that you're here, fire some shots!

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago
[-] someone@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

As usual it's a sci-fi movie with no sense of scale. A million soldiers is enough to conquer maybe a small country on Earth. In the Star Wars universe, assuming their galaxy is about the size of the Milky Way and they have the same approximate rate of planet formation, that's enough clones for a single security guard to cover roughly about 100,000 planets.

Update, I made a mistake, I described Star Wars as sci-fi, that was an error. It's just fantasy with space paint slathered over it. I stand by my other points.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So true. But maybe they've got lots of proxies and vassals? Someone's got to be the Israel of Star Wars.

Also I guess the implication is that the supply is near infinite, on a larger timeframe. I don't know, star wars doesn't make any fucking sense.

[-] someone@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago
[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

bunny-cop sigh Open the quart containers.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

volcel-judge whistle that's a sweet toy.

bunny-cop Yes... yes it is. All right, move along. Or roll along.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

volcel police BTFO

I just cranked my hog in front of you and rode away to tell the tale

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Puns aren't a crime. bunny-cop

spoilerYet. bunny-cop

[-] someone@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

When puns are outlawed, only outlaws have puns.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tom Myerrrrrrs

a comediiiaaaaaaan

relevant: https://youtu.be/mBpVHdWd8J4

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