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I had a girlfriend asking me like twice a week for a year- when I was going to propose and then I did and she said no.
When they ask you like that.. it's the cue o have a conversation on the F-ing subject. What are your hopes and dreams, kids, quick wedding or elaborate.. you know.. discuss what the future would hold together.
Once you have had those conversations you also know what the answer to a proposal will be.
We did all of that but then she decided she wanted someone who went to the same church, she told me maybe if I joined her church. Her church beat two children to death trying to expel demons. We actually separated after we couldn't work it out
Wtf dude?
Can you delete this?
Everyone can enjoy my fucked up story but I don't see why you decided to repost it
... why?
Come now, do better.
damn, dick move mate, keep that shit for yourself homie.