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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 years ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

OK, you got me, I actually always return my cart and seldom shit in the broccoli.

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[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

... But what about the milk?

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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 years ago

That information is classified. But you'll know it when you see/smell it.

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