zurohki comments on Anon takes the long way home

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[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 64 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Plot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that's why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.

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[–] orivar@programming.dev 19 points 2 years ago

Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan

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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Dad is the monster.

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[–] VitulusAureus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago*

And OP is the blind girl.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

And the beatings are to strengthen him for when the time comes...?

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[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

I get beaten twice a week.

Although my beaters call it jiu jitsu.

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