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[–] 129 points 2 years ago (19 children)

I like how your pronouns are "equipped". Got you a pocket full of pronouns. DOn't you drop them, or nobody will be allowed to talk about you!

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  • [–] 69 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I've gotten tricked out of so many things by those blasted Fae. My gender, my sexual attraction, my attention, and precisely 1 (one) of my pronouns.

    Now I go by He/They because I can never be Him.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's me. I'm the fae. At least I think I must be, since I use any pronouns.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Can you guys put out a schedule for when you're doing pick-up?

    I have this entire chunk of life I need to get rid of, but every damn time I get the alert, the circles already went inert and all they hauled off was the damned honeyed milk and bloodied bread.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    *unequips pronouns* simply do not refer to me

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Like an SCP, you can only be addressed in the second-person.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Hey... you. I totally didn't forget your name.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Name eating thingy, SCP-5300... ish. Reclassified a few times as prior efforts were misplaced. You'd swear they were right here. One of them had a good name, something-phage. Borderline antimemetic. Passed back and forth between departments, and never really lost, but not exactly pinned-down to the foundation's typical standards. Rated safe - just kind of a pain in the ass. Mostly harmless.

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