Are westerners being robbed of TP when we get the hollow rolls? Is communism the right path after all?

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[–] 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Food so spicy, they give you a roll of bandages as toilet paper. Patch yourself up.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Well, first aid for an arterial bleeding is to "stuff a finger in the hole and get the person to lay down on the floor". I suppose that could still be relevant here.. If you have a cock ring I guess you could apply it as a tourniquet

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