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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm assuming that the haunting is because I had a vendetta against the haunted. In that case, I'd make their life miserable in the most subtle ways, including but not limited to:

  • Move their furniture half an inch at random so they keep stubbing their toes.
  • Make their clothing get stuck in doorhandles.
  • Loosen the knobs on their drawers.
  • Loosen the screws on the handles of their pots and pans by an eight of a turn.
  • Shift things in their cupboards so that something falls out every time they open them.
  • Damage the gaskets on their windows so that there's a draft and constant whistling sound.
  • Reopen their resealable packages a little bit so the food spoils faster.
  • Make their toilet leak, but only when they're sleeping.
  • Pack lint into their phone's charging port so that their charger never plugs in snugly.
  • Unbalance their appliances so they rattle/shake.
  • Slightly unbalance their car tires.
  • Loosen fasteners in their car so it produces annoying rattles.
  • Make their pens leak.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The toilet leaking seems like a little too much effort for me, but otherwise I'm on board. Don't forget moving their small and easily misplaceable objects when they set them down. Maybe just around the room a little bit, like putting their phone on their seat when they get up instead of the arm of the chair where they left it.

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