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[–] 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

I heard there was a secret cord.
you plug it in to meet the lord.
But you don't really care for safety, do ya?
It goes like this, you plug it in,
And in a flash, the lights go dim,
The power's gone,
and now it’s running through ya.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    You have been warned but you needed proof.
    You hanged some lighting on the roof.
    The spirit of the holiday overthrew you.
    You climbed atop the kitchen chair.
    You plugged the cord. It zapped your hair.
    And from your lips you stuttered Hallelujah.

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