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Yeah, people have said that they thought I'd love the idea of a brain implanted computer so I could do cool hacker shit or VR.
Like, noooooo that'd be like the Matrix run by the upper management suites of Boeing and Microsoft.
"Yeah we're sorry hackers broke in and stole all your childhood memories but we couldn't apply any security updates because the QA team had to be fired after the last one left them all barking like dogs and pissing on trees, . Don't worry, we'll fix it in BrainOS 9.8. You'll need to pay for that updated but we're now offering a choice between our premium $1500/mo subscription model or new ads-in-your-dreams model for $600/mo"
BrainOS open source drivers for linux when?
Never, and we're going under so we're locking everything down and closing up shop, woops.