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[–] 208 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How can one person be this good of a citizen!!?

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  • [–] 82 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Georgia boys are either sweetheart saints or hateful monsters, not a lot in between. Source: am Georgia boy

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That's what all the monsters say

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    You know what? I know the struggle. I'm a country ass Texas boy who just wants equality for everyone.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You’re as rare a breed as myself sir, if we ever find a Mississippi equivalent we’ll really be in business! Egalitarianism is worth fighting for

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    With our good ol boy accents no one will be able to say no to us, and we'll use our powers only for good.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Dude I’m not in the south anymore and it’s kinda wild how far the accent takes you

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Surely this powerful triumvirate can't go wrong

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It’s only a duo at the moment unless you happen to be from Mississippi

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    No, but I've read more than enough history and fantasy alike to know the third Polite Southern Gentleman will have rizz for days but something DARK and TRAGIC hiding behind his eyes!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Oh I know it. I've got the heavy drawl and I've taken it around the world with me. Depending on who I'm talking to I can crank it up and get by with some shit. I've also got that Texas preacher cadence when I need it. You know the one, you get really excited about something then drop it down to almost a whisper while smiling. It makes people lean in and pay attention. Think Kenneth Copeland but as an actual human instead of a devil in a skin suit and without religion at all.

    It's definitely a trick for the snake oil salesman but I've seen it so much that I naturally fall into it if I'm presenting. And it fucking works with certain kinds of people.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I know exactly what you’re talking about, I absolutely crank it and pull it back in specific scenarios as called for, my lilt is more on the Andy Griffith/Matlock side of thing's but it’s wild how much more seriously folks take you when you really put it on

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I really want to hear a conversation between you two as I can only imagine what it sounds like.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Imagine Rust Cohle from True Detective and Rylan Givens from Justified and you’d probably be close

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I know both of those, surprisingly; I'll check videos to remind me.

    What advantages are there when in other places, people trust you more?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    It’s not so much trust although that can come into play, it’s more everyone underestimates you because they think you sound foolish.

    Edit: also people just straight up want to hear you talk, which does create a level of authority

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    He was actually a pretty good president too. Unfortunately the seeds of the cancer that is the current Republican party has been sown by the Nixon administration before he was elected and had begun to bear fruit when Reagan ran against him.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I like to say he was the best man ever to be President and that he had great policies, but that he was not an effective President.

    He was too honest to play the game.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    What does that say about our society? Can you imagine taking the same attitude as a scientist? Nothing would ever work because it relies on foundational truth and integrity. The reason lying in politics is acceptable is because the citizenry is allowing it through the ballot box. These idiots can't do science or politics but they have the same voting rights as everyone else.

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