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Self-confidence (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] 47 points 2 years ago (12 children)

Funny you should say that. I'm already a terrible musician. I've got a solo gig and a band gig this weekend. I just wanted the podcast to complete my middle aged white dude punch card because my cargo shorts just got here the other day.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Two gigs in the same weekend? Who's going to keep an eye on the smoker?!

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I am an actual cliche. Dang.

    I'll have everything prepped to start it up drunk at 2am on Sunday morning. This ain't my first rodeo and my brisket will be ready to slice by dinner Sunday evening.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    You'd look way cooler in something fast and shiny...

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    My motorcycle is plenty shiny and fast.

    Seriously, my superhero name should be Average Middle Aged White Dude. The only thing I'm not doing is getting more conservative as I get older.

    I guess I'm going to have to wear some white tube socks with my slides and saying shit like "Working hard or hardly working?"

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Apparently Gen Z is all about long socks now and only old people wear ankle socks lmao

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Socks are weird in general for so many reasons and at so many different levels.

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