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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)

With that attitude, better become a Musician pronto

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Funny you should say that. I'm already a terrible musician. I've got a solo gig and a band gig this weekend. I just wanted the podcast to complete my middle aged white dude punch card because my cargo shorts just got here the other day.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Two gigs in the same weekend? Who's going to keep an eye on the smoker?!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I am an actual cliche. Dang.

I'll have everything prepped to start it up drunk at 2am on Sunday morning. This ain't my first rodeo and my brisket will be ready to slice by dinner Sunday evening.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Sounds like you’ve got an awesome weekend in store!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Cliches are often very powerful and hold a lot of potential for talent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You'd look way cooler in something fast and shiny...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My motorcycle is plenty shiny and fast.

Seriously, my superhero name should be Average Middle Aged White Dude. The only thing I'm not doing is getting more conservative as I get older.

I guess I'm going to have to wear some white tube socks with my slides and saying shit like "Working hard or hardly working?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Apparently Gen Z is all about long socks now and only old people wear ankle socks lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Socks are weird in general for so many reasons and at so many different levels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How else should I prevent my thongs from chafing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Interesting question.

Socks should ideally have some kind of internal smoothness that prevents discomfort. Ridges in awkward positions would probably make your senses play up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where we at with video games?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

BG3 occasionally, Elden Ring once a week, and once a month or so I'll break out a classic NES or SNES game. Plus I play Battle for Wesnoth with dad when he's not on the road.