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[–] 8 points 2 years ago (7 children)

You'd look way cooler in something fast and shiny...

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    My motorcycle is plenty shiny and fast.

    Seriously, my superhero name should be Average Middle Aged White Dude. The only thing I'm not doing is getting more conservative as I get older.

    I guess I'm going to have to wear some white tube socks with my slides and saying shit like "Working hard or hardly working?"

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Apparently Gen Z is all about long socks now and only old people wear ankle socks lmao

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Socks are weird in general for so many reasons and at so many different levels.

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