β² 210 βΌ What is something people you encounter at your job say that makes you want to scream? (Job, person & quote) (lemmings.world) submitted 2 years ago* by cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml 287 comments fedilink hide all child comments Job: cashier Item doesn't scan Customer: "That means it's free, right?" πππππ Only about 4 weeks in as a cashier and I've heard this enough to last me a lifetime.
[β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago (4 children) βIβm trying to identify a source of truthβ permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child) As someone who had to work on syncing multiple databases of customer and order data this was actually very important for me to know. Turned out that it could vary on a field by field basis and could also depend on the type of customer and where they came from. To sync up our new and shiny SAP CRM with several Access databases and our customer-facing software I ended up writing a script that would collect all data field by field with varying hierarchies and writing it back out to everything. Worked surprisingly well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Is Access still in use? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Access will probably be the last thing to die before the heat death of the universe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] otp@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Even after things inappropriately hosted in Excel? Lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 years ago Oh, yeah, forgot that. permalink fedilink source parent [β] morbidcactus@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago I'm certain the access database living in a broom closet that someone setup 20 years ago is still going strong at my last job. It was also fed by mainframe dumps, I'm super glad I never had to go anywhere near the thing personally, different department and it was explicit that they owned it. permalink fedilink source parent [β] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago I think that's better than one department (with the clout to do so) going "this is going to be our source of truth" while completely unprepared for what it means. They literally spent over a year in talks with the whole rest of the damn company about what that would mean and what level of responsibility that would entail, delayed the go live multiple months multiple times... and they still can't do fucking basic data validation. Leading and trailing spaces. Names randomly in all caps. Oh, there's a shit ton built off the requirement that this field is one of these options? Surprise, we silently added another option without telling anyone, after we agreed in planning that option was invalid. Not our fault, your fault for building shit based off the idea this was a source of truth and we actually took requirements seriously. Why is everyone coming to us to correct this data? Why can't you just correct it downstream like you used to? What do you mean we were warned? I wasn't paying attention during that meeting that you held specifically to warn me about this in advance because I was too busy ignoring all the other warnings people were telling me! What do you mean that the thing you warned us would be consistently be delayed until next day because of how our source of truth works can't be done on demand on the same day? Huh, we signed off on it being okay, along with every other relevant department? permalink fedilink source parent [β] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's supposed to be a good practice ... in theory. In practice nobody knows what exists and who's in charge of what and there's exceptions and exceptions to exceptions. Speaking for software engineering perspective. I see in other comment you're doing process engineering, I assume the term is used in a similar way permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Wait, do you work at my company? permalink fedilink source parent [β] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world [S] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) What's your job? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Process Manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world [S] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) I googled "identify a source of truth" and was treated to a plethora of buzzwordy tweets and articles worthy of Deepak Chopra. I'm so sorry. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (4 children) Letβs put a pin in it, and we can circle back when we have more bandwidth. Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago I used to work with enterprise customers at a SaaS company, and still have a lot of anger in how corporate types use this fluffy language. I think my "favorite" example of this jargon is "Please Advise.", which basically just means "What the fuck?!" permalink fedilink source parent [β] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Oh Ffs kill me I hate this nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent [β] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 3 points 2 years ago Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. Well, that's a new one (assuming it's not referring to a physical object) to me permalink fedilink source parent [β] kalleboo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* First we gotta TOUCH BASE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8HnJHiu9d8 (warning: RCR, audio probably NSFW) permalink fedilink source parent
[β] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child) As someone who had to work on syncing multiple databases of customer and order data this was actually very important for me to know. Turned out that it could vary on a field by field basis and could also depend on the type of customer and where they came from. To sync up our new and shiny SAP CRM with several Access databases and our customer-facing software I ended up writing a script that would collect all data field by field with varying hierarchies and writing it back out to everything. Worked surprisingly well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Is Access still in use? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Access will probably be the last thing to die before the heat death of the universe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] otp@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Even after things inappropriately hosted in Excel? Lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 years ago Oh, yeah, forgot that. permalink fedilink source parent [β] morbidcactus@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago I'm certain the access database living in a broom closet that someone setup 20 years ago is still going strong at my last job. It was also fed by mainframe dumps, I'm super glad I never had to go anywhere near the thing personally, different department and it was explicit that they owned it. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Is Access still in use? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Access will probably be the last thing to die before the heat death of the universe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] otp@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Even after things inappropriately hosted in Excel? Lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 years ago Oh, yeah, forgot that. permalink fedilink source parent [β] morbidcactus@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago I'm certain the access database living in a broom closet that someone setup 20 years ago is still going strong at my last job. It was also fed by mainframe dumps, I'm super glad I never had to go anywhere near the thing personally, different department and it was explicit that they owned it. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Access will probably be the last thing to die before the heat death of the universe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] otp@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Even after things inappropriately hosted in Excel? Lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 years ago Oh, yeah, forgot that. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] otp@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Even after things inappropriately hosted in Excel? Lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 years ago Oh, yeah, forgot that. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 years ago Oh, yeah, forgot that. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] morbidcactus@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago I'm certain the access database living in a broom closet that someone setup 20 years ago is still going strong at my last job. It was also fed by mainframe dumps, I'm super glad I never had to go anywhere near the thing personally, different department and it was explicit that they owned it. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago I think that's better than one department (with the clout to do so) going "this is going to be our source of truth" while completely unprepared for what it means. They literally spent over a year in talks with the whole rest of the damn company about what that would mean and what level of responsibility that would entail, delayed the go live multiple months multiple times... and they still can't do fucking basic data validation. Leading and trailing spaces. Names randomly in all caps. Oh, there's a shit ton built off the requirement that this field is one of these options? Surprise, we silently added another option without telling anyone, after we agreed in planning that option was invalid. Not our fault, your fault for building shit based off the idea this was a source of truth and we actually took requirements seriously. Why is everyone coming to us to correct this data? Why can't you just correct it downstream like you used to? What do you mean we were warned? I wasn't paying attention during that meeting that you held specifically to warn me about this in advance because I was too busy ignoring all the other warnings people were telling me! What do you mean that the thing you warned us would be consistently be delayed until next day because of how our source of truth works can't be done on demand on the same day? Huh, we signed off on it being okay, along with every other relevant department? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's supposed to be a good practice ... in theory. In practice nobody knows what exists and who's in charge of what and there's exceptions and exceptions to exceptions. Speaking for software engineering perspective. I see in other comment you're doing process engineering, I assume the term is used in a similar way permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Wait, do you work at my company? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Wait, do you work at my company? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world [S] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) What's your job? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Process Manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world [S] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) I googled "identify a source of truth" and was treated to a plethora of buzzwordy tweets and articles worthy of Deepak Chopra. I'm so sorry. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (4 children) Letβs put a pin in it, and we can circle back when we have more bandwidth. Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago I used to work with enterprise customers at a SaaS company, and still have a lot of anger in how corporate types use this fluffy language. I think my "favorite" example of this jargon is "Please Advise.", which basically just means "What the fuck?!" permalink fedilink source parent [β] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Oh Ffs kill me I hate this nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent [β] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 3 points 2 years ago Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. Well, that's a new one (assuming it's not referring to a physical object) to me permalink fedilink source parent [β] kalleboo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* First we gotta TOUCH BASE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8HnJHiu9d8 (warning: RCR, audio probably NSFW) permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Process Manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world [S] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) I googled "identify a source of truth" and was treated to a plethora of buzzwordy tweets and articles worthy of Deepak Chopra. I'm so sorry. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (4 children) Letβs put a pin in it, and we can circle back when we have more bandwidth. Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago I used to work with enterprise customers at a SaaS company, and still have a lot of anger in how corporate types use this fluffy language. I think my "favorite" example of this jargon is "Please Advise.", which basically just means "What the fuck?!" permalink fedilink source parent [β] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Oh Ffs kill me I hate this nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent [β] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 3 points 2 years ago Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. Well, that's a new one (assuming it's not referring to a physical object) to me permalink fedilink source parent [β] kalleboo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* First we gotta TOUCH BASE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8HnJHiu9d8 (warning: RCR, audio probably NSFW) permalink fedilink source parent
[β] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world [S] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) I googled "identify a source of truth" and was treated to a plethora of buzzwordy tweets and articles worthy of Deepak Chopra. I'm so sorry. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (4 children) Letβs put a pin in it, and we can circle back when we have more bandwidth. Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago I used to work with enterprise customers at a SaaS company, and still have a lot of anger in how corporate types use this fluffy language. I think my "favorite" example of this jargon is "Please Advise.", which basically just means "What the fuck?!" permalink fedilink source parent [β] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Oh Ffs kill me I hate this nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent [β] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 3 points 2 years ago Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. Well, that's a new one (assuming it's not referring to a physical object) to me permalink fedilink source parent [β] kalleboo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* First we gotta TOUCH BASE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8HnJHiu9d8 (warning: RCR, audio probably NSFW) permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (4 children) Letβs put a pin in it, and we can circle back when we have more bandwidth. Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago I used to work with enterprise customers at a SaaS company, and still have a lot of anger in how corporate types use this fluffy language. I think my "favorite" example of this jargon is "Please Advise.", which basically just means "What the fuck?!" permalink fedilink source parent [β] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Oh Ffs kill me I hate this nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent [β] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 3 points 2 years ago Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. Well, that's a new one (assuming it's not referring to a physical object) to me permalink fedilink source parent [β] kalleboo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* First we gotta TOUCH BASE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8HnJHiu9d8 (warning: RCR, audio probably NSFW) permalink fedilink source parent
[β] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago I used to work with enterprise customers at a SaaS company, and still have a lot of anger in how corporate types use this fluffy language. I think my "favorite" example of this jargon is "Please Advise.", which basically just means "What the fuck?!" permalink fedilink source parent
[β] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Oh Ffs kill me I hate this nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 3 points 2 years ago Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. Well, that's a new one (assuming it's not referring to a physical object) to me permalink fedilink source parent
[β] kalleboo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* First we gotta TOUCH BASE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8HnJHiu9d8 (warning: RCR, audio probably NSFW) permalink fedilink source parent