β² 210 βΌ What is something people you encounter at your job say that makes you want to scream? (Job, person & quote) (lemmings.world) submitted 2 years ago* by cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml 287 comments fedilink hide all child comments Job: cashier Item doesn't scan Customer: "That means it's free, right?" πππππ Only about 4 weeks in as a cashier and I've heard this enough to last me a lifetime.
[β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Process Manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world [S] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) I googled "identify a source of truth" and was treated to a plethora of buzzwordy tweets and articles worthy of Deepak Chopra. I'm so sorry. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (4 children) Letβs put a pin in it, and we can circle back when we have more bandwidth. Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Oh Ffs kill me I hate this nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent [β] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago I used to work with enterprise customers at a SaaS company, and still have a lot of anger in how corporate types use this fluffy language. I think my "favorite" example of this jargon is "Please Advise.", which basically just means "What the fuck?!" permalink fedilink source parent [β] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 3 points 2 years ago Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. Well, that's a new one (assuming it's not referring to a physical object) to me permalink fedilink source parent [β] kalleboo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* First we gotta TOUCH BASE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8HnJHiu9d8 (warning: RCR, audio probably NSFW) permalink fedilink source parent
[β] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world [S] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) I googled "identify a source of truth" and was treated to a plethora of buzzwordy tweets and articles worthy of Deepak Chopra. I'm so sorry. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (4 children) Letβs put a pin in it, and we can circle back when we have more bandwidth. Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Oh Ffs kill me I hate this nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent [β] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago I used to work with enterprise customers at a SaaS company, and still have a lot of anger in how corporate types use this fluffy language. I think my "favorite" example of this jargon is "Please Advise.", which basically just means "What the fuck?!" permalink fedilink source parent [β] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 3 points 2 years ago Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. Well, that's a new one (assuming it's not referring to a physical object) to me permalink fedilink source parent [β] kalleboo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* First we gotta TOUCH BASE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8HnJHiu9d8 (warning: RCR, audio probably NSFW) permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (4 children) Letβs put a pin in it, and we can circle back when we have more bandwidth. Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Oh Ffs kill me I hate this nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent [β] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago I used to work with enterprise customers at a SaaS company, and still have a lot of anger in how corporate types use this fluffy language. I think my "favorite" example of this jargon is "Please Advise.", which basically just means "What the fuck?!" permalink fedilink source parent [β] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 3 points 2 years ago Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. Well, that's a new one (assuming it's not referring to a physical object) to me permalink fedilink source parent [β] kalleboo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* First we gotta TOUCH BASE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8HnJHiu9d8 (warning: RCR, audio probably NSFW) permalink fedilink source parent
[β] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Oh Ffs kill me I hate this nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago I used to work with enterprise customers at a SaaS company, and still have a lot of anger in how corporate types use this fluffy language. I think my "favorite" example of this jargon is "Please Advise.", which basically just means "What the fuck?!" permalink fedilink source parent
[β] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 3 points 2 years ago Hopefully itβs not too heavy a lift. Well, that's a new one (assuming it's not referring to a physical object) to me permalink fedilink source parent
[β] kalleboo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* First we gotta TOUCH BASE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8HnJHiu9d8 (warning: RCR, audio probably NSFW) permalink fedilink source parent