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submitted 2 years ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)

"Did you restart your computer?"

"............. yes?"

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[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

opens task manager

sees a system uptime of 4 years

I'll lose my tabs!

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[–] eatham@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

And several gigabytes of ram taken by chrome.

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[–] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

"OK then do me a favor, shut it down, unplug the power for 5 second and plug it back in"

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[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Everyone uses laptops that plug into workstations like desktops now.

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