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[โ€“] [email protected] 121 points 2 months ago (17 children)

One of the reasons women will find this repugnant is because they didn't normalize their tables. Should be boyfriend_id is null.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe it's supposed to imply that boyfriend is an attribute of the particular girl. Like saying she isn't someone's boyfriend. It's probably a holdover from the original data architecture and nobody ever bothered to modify the table later on in case there's a select somewhere that expects that field to exist.

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