Yes. Exactly. Although there isn't much left worth stealing from Microsoft.

(This was a low-key "Microsoft bad, Linux supreme", comment.)

(And now it's no longer low-key.)

(I'm using a touch-screen keyboard for writing this. And yet I can't open my doors using the keyboard. Ever wondered why that is?)

(Correct, because I forgot my keys at home and didn't put them on my keyboard.)

(Now it's just a –board.)

(Oral diarrhea over. Go get some guhd Linux!)