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[-] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago

An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him...

No

[-] [email protected] 117 points 1 year ago

An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him:

"Bob, you drive an excavator, are you out of your mind?"

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I hooked up a webcam and controller board to the excavator and a PlayStation controller at home. How about now?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Bob, you give submarine tours to the rich. Are you out of your mind?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Quite sane. My tours cost 10 million each. But I'll only use a little to buy ~~replacement~~ additional subs. The rest goes to food and homeless programs.

Ok, who wants tickets?

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