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is this employee in the room with us right now? (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago (8 children)

An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him...

[–] [email protected] 112 points 4 months ago (6 children)

An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him:

"Bob, you drive an excavator, are you out of your mind?"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I hooked up a webcam and controller board to the excavator and a PlayStation controller at home. How about now?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bob, you give submarine tours to the rich. Are you out of your mind?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Quite sane. My tours cost 10 million each. But I'll only use a little to buy ~~replacement~~ additional subs. The rest goes to food and homeless programs.

Ok, who wants tickets?

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