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Anon goes to the gym for the first time
(sh.itjust.works)
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I don’t care if this is fake. It’s how the world should be and I really hope it is.
If you get yourself into a private community gym instead of Planet Fitness, you’ll realize how real this is.
I go to the Y, and it’s like this. Same for most local gyms. It’s the shit places like Planet Fitness and other mega gyms that are filled with problems.
My Y also has zero tolerance for anyone filming or taking pictures. It’s incredible.
Can confirm, my local city gym is full of great people.
I'm sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so...
Halfway there, eh?
I have one of those. I call him son 😂