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luv me rover, 'ate me small richard (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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[–] 41 points 2 years ago (10 children)

I’m always uncomfortable cuz ppl on the internet made me think this is body shaming

Not b/c we care about the driver but other guys who are rockin’ le petite weiners

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    This is the way I look at it. I don't care if someone is homosexual because honestly no one's sexuality is my business. However, I mercilessly mock the conservatives who keep getting caught fucking same sex partners because of the hypocrisy.

    There's nothing shameful about a small dick. Use what you've got, we've all got talents. There is something shameful about feeling so insecure about some aspect of yourself that you'll get a big ass vehicle that you'll never get full use out of because you refuse to address your insecurities. The small dick comments are just where we "meet them where they live".

    Hell, I've got a truck because I haul shit a couple of times a week. It's not my main mode of transportation but I do drive it. If I got one of these because someone saw my truck unloaded I'd laugh my ass off. But there are definitely people who feel the need to prove some shit and would clutch all their pearls over a piece of paper from a stranger.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    A truck's okay because it's actually utility vehicle. Just as long as it's not one of those big stupid American style ones.

    But a lot of modern 4x4s can't actually operate off road very well. If Jeremy Clarkson mocks them for having one (and he's said as much) then you know it's bad.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    It is a big ol' American truck, honestly, but it's not one of the coal rolling jacked up things. But I needed the size and towing capacity when I got it and still need the size today. Got it for a steal back when I didn't really have much money and, if I'm being honest, cared less than I do now. If I had it to do over again I'd get a big van instead.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    But you've invented that they brought their car because of a small penis it's unlikely to actually be true.

    Would you joke that a random black guy driving a Lamborghini is insecure about the color of his skin and post a little flier using race to mock him? Of course not.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Hell, I've got a truck because I haul shit a couple of times a week.

    Try to cover for it all you want, we all know the truck would reject you as a driver if your penis could be seen with the naked eye. That's how it works, I don't make the rules.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    My eye ain't all that's naked when I drive it.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago*

    When it’s used to shame someone it’s still not okay. Like me calling you a removed or retard regardless of sexuality or disability.

    Even still, such a waste of time and energy all around.

    Edit: removed the slurs, because slurs

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