The highlight for me is coming up with some weird pseudoscience justification for why it’s okay to hit your kids.

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[–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

yeah, at that point we're past "quacks like a duck" and "precise subspecies of mallard" into which groups are hanging out in which ponds this week

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Yeah and a lot of “precise subspecies of mallard” people don't really seem to care that the ducks keep attacking the children playing in the park and have learned to shit on peoples heads. In fact, they start to call the people who are being attacked by the ducks, ducks themselves (some of the 'worried about subspecies' people even look suspiciously like 3 ducks in a trenchcoat).

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