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[–] 40 points 2 years ago (31 children)

Thanks for the cooking advice. My family loved it!

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (30 children)

    Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Her name is Umami, believe it or not

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (26 children)

    the fuck kind of "joke" is this

    (e: added quotes for specificity)

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (23 children)

    It is a joke with "humor" in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

    Disclaimereating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (21 children)

    why the casual misogyny? jesus christ

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    you'll note that the esteemed ex-posters only referred to wives in their shitty comments. not husbands, not boyfriends, not uncles or grandfathers. wives. only that.

    at the fucking core of it, "haha it's funny because I'm joking that my/your/their wife can be made into food" is still the essential point that these shitty remarks centered on. tell me how that's anything but focused?

    please fuck off with that bullshit.

    (e: just realized this may also sound like I'm arguing (from) a binary - that's not the intention)

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    and yet not a single one of them thought of shredding their dicks into the pot.

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